Dr. Albert Hofmann

11 January 1906 - 29 April 2008
102 years, 3 months, 19 days and a couple minutes or so...

Daddy of LSD Ladies and Gentlemen! See!! You too can live to be 102 years old. An informant, well, informed me today that for our age the life expectancy is 92 for women and 90 for men. I'm thrilled as a pig in shit at the prospect of living here for another 65 years! Maybe I will see the first muslim president!!

But more on Al... oh wow... apparently he found Salvia in Mexico while traveling with his wife in the 60s (how appropriate). I know someone who recently had what was likely a seizure doing that shit.

Charlton Heston

October 4, 1924 - April 5, 2008


Oscar-winning actor best known for his role in Ben-Hur. Was politically active, promoting the Civil Rights movement in the 1960s, and serving as president of the National Rifle Association in from 1998 to 2003. No word yet on the cause of death.

Trivia: Held the rank of Staff Sargeant in the US Air Force.